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Spacedogs: Mine to Keep - Chapter Two - 5/1

“Contest” Story Pick: The Rise and Fall of Wehem and Hanbal - Chapter One - 5/1

Hannigram AU: His Father’s Eyes - Chapter Forty Two - 5/4

Hannigram AU: His Father’s Eyes - Chapter Forty Three - 5/12

Spacedogs: Mine to Keep - Chapter Three - 5/17

Hannigram AU: His Father’s Eyes - Chapter Forty Four - 5/22

Spacedogs: Mine to Keep - Chapter Four - 5/29

Ao3 Later 

AU-Gust 2023 Day 1 : JOKER - Shipwrecked - 5/1

Spacedogs AU: Desperate Heat - Chapter Thirty One - 5/3

AU-gust 2023 Day 2: Immortals - 5/3

AU-Gust 2023 Day 3: Writer - 5/3

Spacedogs: Desperate Heat - Chapter Thirty Two - THE END - 5/3

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter One - 5/5

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Two -5/8

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Three - 5/8

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Four -  5/8

AU-Gust 2023 Day 4: Runaway - 5/8

AU-Gust 2023 Day 5: Pet Sitters - 5/8

AU-Gust 2023 Day 6: Domestic - 5/9

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Five - 5/12

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Six - 5/13

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Seven - 5/15

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Eight - 5/15

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Nine - 5/15

Hannigram AU : Captive Heat - Chapter Ten - 5/17

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Eleven - 5/17

AU-Gust 2023 -Day 7: Boarding School - 5/19

AU-Gust 2023- Day 8: Robots & Androids - 5/19

AU-Gust 2023 - Day 9 - Cleaning Crew - 5/19

AU-Gust 2023 - Day 10: Exiled - 5/20

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Twelve - 5/22

AU-Gust 2023 - Day 11 - Doppleganger - 5/22

AU-gust 2023 Day 12: Book Store - 5/22

Hannigram AU: Mylimasis - Chapter Twenty Two - 5/24

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Thirteen - 5/24

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Fourteen - 5/25

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Fifteen - 5/26

AU-gust day 2023 Day 13: Joker - Western - 5/26

AU-gust 2023 Day 14: Wizards and Witches - 5/26

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Sixteen - 5/29

Hannigram AU: Captive Heat - Chapter Seventeen - 5/29

Hannigram AU: The Lost Royal Claim - Chapter Eleven - 5/29

AU-gust 2023 Day 15: Ancient History - 5/29

AU-gust 2023 Day 16: Road Trip - 5/29

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Failed Twitter Attempts - Hannigram AU: His Until Midnight - 5/18

Failed Twitter Attempts - Spacedogs AU: Yours Until Dawn - 5/18

Not So failed Twitter Attempts - Hannigram AU: For Your Eyes Only - 5/28

Not So Failed Twitter Attempts - Spacedogs AU: For Your Arms Only - 5/28

slashyrogue:

One of favorite things is when I get asked to be put into collections on ao3. 

I don’t mean collections for events. Yes those are also nice to be included in because you get to share space with other people contributing to a fandom wide event. 

I mean collections people made to honor the stories that really spoke to them. 

I encourage fanfic writers to check their collections tab on ao3. 

You might see zero requests, yes, but — you might see just one. 

And wouldn’t that be something?

I just realized there was a new thing added on ao3 where you had to allow collections by clicking a box and so if anyone wanted to put my stuff in one you can now! I didn’t realize I’m sorry.

Failed Twitter Attempts - Spacedogs AU: Yours Until Dawn

Adam only goes to the bachelor auction because Beth’s family are donors to the library and she begs him to come. He hates big crowds and events like this, so many people and the noise is almost unbearable. Adam barely speaks the first hour, hating every piece of food put in front of him, and escapes to find a bathroom but ends up in the main lobby instead.

Which is where he spots the bar.

He doesn’t usually like alcohol, the taste aside being inebriated isn’t pleasant the few times he has been, but he’s almost sure they’ll have lemon lime soda and suddenly he’s desperate for it since Beth refused to let him order any.

‘You’re an adult, Adam. Order a real drink.’

Adam walks over and sits at the bar, the bartender not noticing him, and several others come up until he knows he won’t be heard at all. He’s in tears after a few minutes, hands tight at his sides, when a hand comes up on his shoulder.

“What would you like, Darling?”

He turns to see a man standing beside him, cigarette in his mouth, and can’t help but stare at his lips.

“I…I want some lemon lime soda…I….”

The man hits the bar and the bartender turns to smile at him. “Brother, what…”

“Get him some soda, Darko,” the man says, “Lemon lime, and put it on my tab, "Anything else, Gorgeous?”

Adam blushes. “No, but I can pay.”

“Not here you fucking can’t.”

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Failed Twitter Attempts - Hannigram AU: His Until Midnight

Failed Twitter Attempts - Hannigram AU: His Until Midnight

Will still isn’t sure how it got to this point. 

The only reason he’d come to the bachelor auction was because his best friend Bev had begged him to be her date, since she was on the committee for the library project and despite hating socializing, especially with strangers, Will loved the library and didn’t want to see the shitty new mayor’s budget cuts end the place he’d called home for so long. 

The library had always been his sanctuary as a kid, a place where he could get lost in his own imagination, and to think other kids would lose that made him finally say yes. 

He’d mostly hung in the back as Bev talked the bachelors up, content to be alone, but when there’s a crisis and half the bachelors get food poisoning Bev begs him to be put to auction. 

“No way,” Will says, shaking his head, “Bev…" 

Bev is in tears as she takes his hands. "Will, I have no one. You’re like, Mister Small Town Perfect: dogs, a good job, and you’re adorable. Everyone out there will eat you up. I promise I won’t let some weirdo take you home." 

Will sighs. 

"You promise?" 

"Absolutely." 

He walks out, blushing like mad, and Bev introduces him to the crowd like he’s a movie star. 

"And here we have Will, who has seven dogs - all rescues - and in his spare time volunteers at the animal shelter. He’s a biology teacher at Baltimore High School, very single, and just look at those cheekbones!" 

Will’s eyes widen when the bids start. 

"One hundred!" 

"Two hundred!" 

"One hundred thousand dollars." 

A loud gasp makes everyone look at the man who spoke, and to Will’s shock he knows exactly who the mystery bidder is. 

Hannibal Lecter, multi-millionaire and the only living heir of the Lecter family. 

The same family that whose murders sent Will into the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane exactly fifteen years ago that resulted in him withdrawing from the FBI and becoming a high school teacher. 

He lets out a long breath, eyes wide, and Hannibal’s gaze is still so intense he can hardly look away. 

"Um….any other bids?" 

Will feels like his chest is being ripped open when Bev says only one more word. 

"SOLD!”

How is he going to survive even a second in Hannibal’s presence let alone hours for a date? 

He doesn’t know but apparently he’s about to find out.

Daily reminder: If you don’t like a fanfic, you don’t have to comment. Really, you don’t. Also, you don’t have to put ‘mediocre’ in the bookmark of said fic.

A FIC YOU READ ALL 28 CHAPTERS OF!

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Originally posted by fiftyscenes